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[20 May 2009|05:34pm]

God bless Elliots Hardware $1 bin.

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[06 May 2009|08:27pm]
Today I was tempted to steal something from Office Depot - an old school, form your own words, stamper thing. It was $30 for that stupid POS that I will probably use once. It is ideal for a proj. I am working on and I wanted it, but my Jew blood was in full throttle. I ended up not taking it; but very rarely I am tempted (last year it was a jeweled Prada clutch that would probably break in some way or another-they always do.) It wasn't even necessarily that I don't have the money to buy these things at the time. Tell me, do you ever get the urge!?

I came into work on Monday to find this on my desk, via my boss:

What are these women? Do you reach in your handbag like that?

I'm getting involved with Paws in the City. I need some do-gooding in my life. I've been reading The Financial Times that I aptly purloin from my extremely attractive, psychotic, Patrick Bateman-esk neighbor. All it seems to do is depress (err stres) me to bits.

Oh, and when I don't remember cab rides home..I sure am thankful!

 

 


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[28 Apr 2009|12:37pm]
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[23 Mar 2009|09:50pm]
Can people just stop with the destination weddings for a while!? We are in a recession. I'm so tired of spending dolla on this shit.

My father gave me a gold ring with a black diamond that he (his wife/girlfriend) designed after my favorite Kiss song Black Diamond. It's actually the only Kiss song I like. It fucking ROCKS! (pun intended)

The boyfriend leaves for Berlin tomorrow. I'm super jealous, but I'm very happy for him!

I dig Kenny Powers.
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[05 Mar 2009|10:54pm]
I am reading Carl Sagan. We have the same birthday.

Deadlines and drawings run my life.

Día de Valentinos
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I was pulled on to the stage after a little kicking and screaming. The tequila really aided the situation.

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I resemble a Doodle bug.

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Besame mucho, Anna!




Tell me: Do you have love for Ray J?
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[23 Jan 2009|08:47pm]
I find that when I get to a point where my Spanish is getting back to par, I start to think in the language and sometimes (unknowingly) I'll throw a Spanish word or two in a conversation or email. And whenever I visit England, I start to think in a British accent after a few days. It's totally silly.
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Fox News is amazing. [05 Jan 2009|03:09pm]
*Note: Ticker


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[04 Jan 2009|02:01am]
hiyee, y'all!

he estado mirando mi madres perros, one whom we refer to as: "pee machine".. did i mention she is autistic?
been trying to work on my french for moms sake of the fam. i enjoy and shall appreciate, but i feel like spanish needs room first.
i'm about to die and i don't know why.
my dog completes me. have you ever felt that way about something?
i've been driving the g-wagon, and to me there is nothing better than a boxy german car. i'm a jew driving a german car.. done it.
old films are my only hope.
skate boarding in chanel shoes makes it punk rock.
lets cuddle and burn holes. i miss my ex. no boys for months.
my mom totally eloped.
i certainly do not have my sanity but at least i'm kind of happy, HEy!


HOW ARE YOUUU?
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[10 Dec 2008|08:44am]
Today marks the anniversary of my brothers death. It is also his birthday. RIP

I spent 48 hrs stranded at the Atlanta airport and decided that I hate traveling. I get very homesick. At least it wasn't as bad as being stranded in Moscow's Domodedovo airport for over 72 hrs by myself. Needless to say, I canceled my trip to Miami this weekend. Life is too short to be stuck at the airport.

I'm trying so hard to embrace the recession but it is sooo harddd. I've been having nightmares about being totally broke. It is one of my biggest fears.

I feel like I never update. Does anyone even read this?
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sexy can i? [18 Sep 2008|03:53pm]
i've got the regis philbin record on and life is on the ups. thumbs up.

gay pari soon.


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change your life, clean your room.
sorry ma, i forgot to take out the trash.
it's all i can do.

gotta go - a real cock blocker is calling me.
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[11 Sep 2008|09:32am]
Yesterday I had McDonalds for breakfast. It was the worst idea.

Vato Mario and I have been painting a mural in the guys warehouse bathroom at my company. We talk shit and listen to 80's hip hop the entire time. I've caught him up on all the dance moves from the 90's (i.e. running man). I let him do his thing because I'm all about learning to compromise. Yesterday that cray-cray fool let me paint his face. Entertainment is cheap.


A little PA, anyone? He's no looker (do not let the photograph deceive you!) but the man has a voice like butter.

Indian burial ground, here I come.
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[27 Aug 2008|08:54pm]
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ÉSTA ES MI VIDA [15 Aug 2008|10:08am]

Malo: 
- I'm completely heartbroken. After over a year of dating and a 5+ year friendship, I feel like I hold no importance to him. I'm guilty of doing the same thing.

- My lack of close girly friends and the unwillingness to pursue friendships in this city. It's kind of hard when I'm never here. Maybe the stupidity I find in most people really does hold me back.

- Political hype - it's the new black (or shall I say Urban Outfitters?)

Bueno:
+ I recently attended an intimate dinner party as my godfather's date and as luck would have it I sat next to David Byrne. We bonded over our knack for okra. Dinner was followed by major tomfoolery that lead into the early morning hours.

+ I got me one of these ('75 BMW 2002 turbo) in silver:


+ My family is amazingly entertaining.

+ Life's a beach, bitch!
 


The future is bright but my heart fucking hurts. 

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me and tim [20 Feb 2008|09:20am]

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[27 Sep 2007|11:36am]
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[21 Jun 2007|08:53am]

in my dream last night, i had the honor of naming my sisters nonexistent child. i went with 'kathy lee gifford slayer'. 

awesome.

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[02 May 2007|12:23pm]
i was lying in the bed naked and then decided to put some clothes on.
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[15 Apr 2007|10:39am]
i moved into my loft. it gives me an erection.
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[22 Mar 2007|10:38am]
every day i grow closer to desiring the life of a serial killer.

i'm going to take a stab (no pun intended) at quitting drinking after this weekend.

i woke up with a new tattoo. i'm not exactly sure how it got there, but lets just say that i am not necessarily pleased with it.

thank you, hector.
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